| THE BET (Sorta Centaursex position guide)Greek Mythology 101A or better recommendedIt was the usual day on Olympus. Hera was jangling that if she wouldcatch a certain part of Zeus just once more in a mortal woman, that certainpart would end up like that of Granpa. Ares was doing his morning worlddomination plot, the rest was cabaling like usual, and Aphroditeand Demeter were at loggerheads with each other.It's quite a feature to anger Demeter, especially involving loggerheads, but Aphrodite had to boast she was mankinds most needed and most beloved goddess."Oh yeah. Tell that the tenth hungry toddler to support," Demeterretorted sarcastically.In about ten seconds they were refering to each others mothers,Aphrodite saying something nasty about Rhea, Demeter sayingshe'll be glad to have a mother at all and not being born from jizz.Luckily, Aphrodite hadn't the nerve to refer to Demeters daughtertoo, because that would have been her end, immortal or not.Unluckily, they kept on bragging until..."But I have the largest womb!" That was Demeters standardcovers-it-all argument, about as pointless as Aphrodite referringto her beauty. "Yeah, you surely could screw a Centaur!" "Ha! You'd screw everything that is remotely screwable!"And before they fully realized, they had agreed to settle matters by a Centaur screwing duel.Now they were stuck, so to say, and their codex of honor didn'tallow a retraction. Olympian game of chicken."Lookie, lookie, Centaurs, here are two callow unwary Amazons waiting to be ra..." "Dite, you are overacting!" "Am not!" "Am too!" Two lassos came swishing from nowhere and coiled themselves around two voluptious figures."Now what have we caught here?" Father and Son Centaur wereogling their game. "Help! Heeeelp! This evil centaurs are going to ra..." "Shaddap, Dite!" Demeter hissed. "Or you will attract Xena to our rescue!" Son Centaur just heared the X word. "Wailas you like! Last time I heard, Xena and Hercules were on a missionto South Pole to save the world from the Ozone monster or whatchamacallit. No hero will save you from your fate!A fate fourty centimeters long and six centimeters wide!""Make that sixty and nine!" added his father. (Editors Note:Of course they refer to their horse penises, not to their human ones which had a pretty normal 20/4, resp. 30/5 size.Centaurology never established at all whether Centaurs are hung back, front or both, and how long, so I take the poetic licence for the"both" option. It's a pr0n story after all.) Then they trussedup the goddesses, pulled out the ACME fellatio anti-bite gags (pat. pend.) and equipped Demeters and Aphrodites prettymouthes. A mortal woman would now have had to shut up.(Or at latest with a penis stuffed beyond the gills.)The two simply switched to telepathic bitching.Father Centaur hung Demeters tied legs around his neck and beganto lick her clit. (Not that Centaurs are like Japanese tentaclemonsters, always interested to please their victims, but it'smore or less a must to sixty-nine first if you are hung selfsame.)Son Centaur followed the example. "Neener, neener, Daddy, mine is prettier!" "Neener, neener, Deo, I am prettier!""Yeah, yeah, destroyed a florishing city to get a point acrosswhich was never in dispute ", Demeter yawned.With an elegant swing of her pretty neck, Aphrodite gulped downSon Centaurs penis which hung in front of her pretty nose, an amazing aiming while being hampered by an ACME fellatio anti-bite gag (pat. pend.), and began to play around with her pretty tongue. "Gotcha!" "Dite, you fall out of your role! Some more resistance or they get suspicious""See, father, mine is already falling for my charms!" "It's thefirst you learn in Centaur school, son, women want to be ra...hey,swallow my dick too, bitch! I'm waiting! OK, OK, so you are the shy one, then." Father Centaur took Demeters head with both handsand shoved it were he wanted it. "Fallingoutmyrole,Deo?" Aphrodite moaned. Demeter grumbled and gave Father Centaur some casual lickings. On Olymp, they usually treated her like a hick, but compared to these three lovelies, she was University grade material. Then she orgasmed, too.A Japanese tentacle monster surely would have enjoyed the sightof a throbbing goddess pussy and drunken her love juices untilbeing stuffed. (Acquired taste.) The centaurs merely decidedthey had exerted their tongues far long enough now and it was time to switch to Standard Position 2A. Which consisted in pulling firstthe tied legs and then the tied arms over their shoulders andreceiving the goddesses with the front penis. "Last one at the old oak is a dray horse!" Father and SonCentaur went into a gallop. With each hoof beat, Aphroditeand Demeter jumped up and down, the penises gliding out andthrusting in again. "And here they come into the last straight! Leader is Son Centaur! And he wins bya dick length! That's because he had the lighterjockey!" "Surely, Mrs. Anorexia Nervosa! ""You!Are!Just!Faaaat!" "Yeah, yeah, give the luckywinner his kiss, I know you can do that even while wearingan ACME fellatio anti-bite gag (pat. pend.)! "That was a blatantly lame attempt of switching the subject,but Demeter couldn't deny that as a fertility goddess shecouldn't run around like Miss Potato Famine 1845.In any case, both goddesses were orgasming again, andtheir vaginal spasms made the Centaurs cum immediately.They whinnied (which sounded rather idiotic coming froma human vocal cord) and ejaculated like a fountain. They decided to crown the act with Standard Position 2B."2B" consisted in stepping through the tied legs with theirown front legs so that the goddesses glid under the bellies.With a mighty thrust of the pelvis, the Centaurs impaledthem on their horse penises. Each impact buried them deeper inside the goddesses until their mouthes could sheathethe front penises again. Aphrodite squealed. "Oh Deo! He's stretching me to the limit! " "Lie down and think of Greece! " Demeter advised. "How can you lie so quietly when he's even bigger? Oh, I see! You are accustomed to horsesex from Poseidon! Why don't you change your name toMare-y? " "Don'tmentionthatdick!" Demeter for a second forgot that shewould be going nowhere and squirmed, wanting to scratchAphrodites eyes. Mentioning Poseidon to her was likementioning the war to a German. " He's rippingme apart!" "Wriggle, lovelies, you won't findsuch fine dicks in all of Greece!" To annoy Aphroditea bit more, Demeter opened her cervix to take Father Centaureven deeper. She nearly suffocated on his front penis which gained the same leeway. " Dite, can youdo that too?" Both Centaurs were aroused tothe max, and their penises flared up. This final stretchmade the goddesses come in a super-orgasm. Their vaginascontracted in a vice grip around the Centaurs, who eruptedlike geysirs. Aphrodite did hardly manage to gulp downthe cumshot into her pretty throat. Demeter just soakedit up like dry soil. At the same time the horse penisessquirted liters of cum into the goddesses wombs. (Editors Note: A goddess can't be impregnated against her will unless by another god. Mortals should usea condom.)"Son! Say something!" Son Centaur evidently had overestimatedhis stamina and was throwing all fours into the air. "Oh well, take a nap then. I always wanted the prettierone too." "Neener!..." "Don't!..." He untied Aphrodite from the rump of his son and tied her again in Position 3A, with her pretty back against his chest so he could take her pretty ass from behind. (It was a bitunconfortable, pretty arms tied around the Centaurs shoulder,pretty shanks bent up and backward, tied around the joint of human and horse body, but Aphrodite was past complaining. Demeter, on the other dick, was rather lucky about this turn of things as she could breathe freely again, and sneaked her tongue through the ACME fellatio anti-bite gag (pat. pend.),licking Aphrodites pretty clit. As a woman, she knew much better how to do it, and soon Aphrodite was protesting thisposition was unfair. After the third multiple orgasm, sheceased protesting and just enjoyed. Demeter meanwhileclinged her whole body around the horse dick and receivedcum load after cum load shooting into her womb, contractingin orgasm after orgasm...until Father Centaur also brokedown exhausted. "Father! You grow old!" Son Centaur now claimed bothgoddesses for him. "So you are lezzies too? This cries forPosition 3B!" He tied Demeter and Aphrodite together intoa 69, and then hung the pair under his belly. His smallerhorse penis easily penetrated into Demeter to the lastcentimeter. (Now guess why she's called De-meter.)Being young and lithe, he bowed down deeply to make hisfront penis point backwards, thus being able to fillAphrodites pretty vagina too. "Now it's paybacktime!" she cried triumphantly and caressed Demeters clit with her tongue.The goddesses went into a final licking fight, until Son Centaur decided that the goddesses vaginas were tooworn out by the larger penis to have sufficient clingwrapfactor for him, and poked through the ACME fellatio anti-bite gag (pat. pend.) (Now you know what a running gag is)instead. Demeter adapted easily, but Aphrodite now had ahorse penis deep in her pretty mouth. And then the flareexploded and cut off her air. Liters of cum were gushinginto her faster than she could swallow, filling her pretty lungs.Aphrodite literarily drowned in cum. As she lost consciousness,her body exploded into sparkles, an emergency transport backto Olymp. Immortal or not, too much is too much."Neener, neener, I win!" moaned Demeter and sucked Son Centaurdry, who soon fainted again."Bicbos! Teinibos! Are you alright? How often did we say thatyou shouldn't keep your catch for yourself? This is so e-go-is-tic! Look how silly you look with your tongue hangingto the ground! And just one elderly amazon did that to you?""Elderly amazon?" Demeter wanted to explode, but it isn'teasy to swear through a ACME fellatio anti-bite gag (pat. pend.)especially when it is fastly filled by a centaur herd where everybody wants to be first.As an earth goddess, she couldn't sparkle out. Alas, poor Deo...It was the usual day on Olympus. Zeus was threatening Hera thatif she wouldn't stop kvetching, he would phone his buddy fromthe Japanese Pantheon to test the Giant Penis Monster on her.(A blatantly vain threat - he hated her like hell, but wouldn'tstand the thought of another one screwing her.) Ares was doing his evening world domination plot, the rest was cabaling like usual. Aphrodite stood before the mirror, adoring her prettybody with the exception of her vaginal opening which stillgaped ugly five centimeters and refused to close. Demeter had beencarried home by Hermes Express Service (Persephone immediatelygrew suspicious when she did't receive her all-eveningly motherlycontrol phone call to Hell and alerted the Olymp), the about fifty litersof Centaur cum making her look like thirteen months pregnant.If you would have looked closely, you might have spotted aquiet smile on her exhausted face. There would be an exceptionalgood crop the next year...THE END |
