| I witnessed an event that was so profound I want to share it. About 2 to 3 years ago I was talking to a middle aged lady over in Louisiana on the net. Somehow the conversation eventually encompassed K9 sex. I approached the subject carefully because I had no idea of her feelings on the subject. I eventually told her that I had a very large Dane named Duke. Some of you may have heard of him. I had several K9 [SPAM] on Yahoo back when we could get away with them. But I digress….She told a story to me that was so funny I had a hard time keeping a straight face. Part of the humor was in the way she related the events to me. I didn’t particularly take pleasure in her accounts of the pain involved. But, Lord! The details……It seems that a couple of years back she and her ex-husband went out drinking at the local waterhole. When they returned home later she said she was feeling so horny she could hardly keep her hands off of him. But he had other ideas. He had a very horny hunting dog! He gave her a couple more drinks and coerced her into allowing him to blindfold her and tying her hands for some kinky fun and games. She relented and allowed him unrestricted privileges. Well… he was her husband after all! He had her stripped in nothing flat. She was positioned on her knees with her head resting on her arms on the floor. He started out eating her pussy. She said she was really getting into it when she noticed his tongue became much more active and his beard seemed to have grown instantly. It was scratching her thighs as that tongue worked her into oblivion. She said she realized something was terribly wrong when his paws wrapped around her waist and he began humping her backside. She started cursing and imploring her husband to get this damned dog off of her back! But all she heard from him was his zipper sliding down. She began waving her ass to keep the dog out of pussy. She said she was “bobbing and weaving” like crazy. Just when she thought she was winning he hit her asshole full force! She tried for 5 minutes to describe the pain involved and finally gave up when I couldn’t relate. She said he kept sinking his cock all the way into her bowels and then pulling it out only to hit the same spot over and over. Well she said he got a tighter grip on her hips and pulled her into him hard as he jammed with all of his might and the knot popped into her ass.She said she thought up some new descriptive adjectives for her husband then as she put curses on him and his whole family tree. She said he was so stupid he even untied her hands after the dog was knotted. She yanked the blindfold off and informed him that he had best be on his way out of Louisiana by the time she got free of this stupid dog. He dilly dallied a little too long though. She said she was peppering his pickup with birdshot as he burned the tires off of his truck getting away.She said the final insult was that he snuck back in the middle of the night and stole the hunting dog before he left the country.Some People Never LearnShe was very interested in trying my Dane. She discussed it for a couple of weeks and finally worked up the courage. I talked to her online one night and the next morning she was standing on my porch ringing my doorbell. (Good old zabasearch.com). I let her in and made coffee. She informed me she had started her monthly during the drive over. Yippee! I told her that would stop me for sure. But Duke wouldn’t mind at all. She asked me to use my bathroom and headed that way with Duke’s nose following her. They went into the bathroom and she locked the door. Understandable, I was a stranger! I continued in the kitchen until I heard a blood curdling scream from the bathroom. I ran for the door and tried it. No luck. By this time she is begging me to break in and help her. I went around through my closet and entered the bathroom from another door. I could not believe the sight in front of me! Duke had her head pushed up next to the commode and the wall. He was buried balls deep. Yep! You guessed it. In her ass. Now this was a serious penetration. I have heard a lot of the ladies describing the Danes with the 8, 9 or10 inch cocks. Not this bad boy. Duke was pushing over 12 inches into her bowels with a knot like a large orange buried inside her. Well I tried to tell her to relax and he would finish and deflate somewhat quicker. She told me things about my mother that I know couldn’t possibly be true. She was pissed! She told me to get my damned dog out of her and off of her back. I asked Duke if he was about finished. He just gave me a silly grin something like a smirk. Long story short… He stayed tied with her for close to an hour. I went and stored all of my knives and firearms in the trunk of my car! Just in case….When he finally let her up she never said one word. She just grabbed her keys and purse on the way out of the door. I do not think she slowed down until she hit the Louisiana state line!!!I emailed her about a week later and asked her if she was going to give me a turn as well. She never responded!This story is true! I could never think up a lie this good. “Danesaresmoking” |
